starSUCKS :: :
Starbucks. They're popping up like zits on a 14-year-old's
face. People either love 'em or hate 'em.
I personally haven't
visited Starbucks (any of the eleventeen-kajillion stores that have teleported
locally overnight) because I don't feel the need to purchase
pretentious, high-priced beverages just so I can show people how
"chic" I am.
"Hey, look at me and my 'Starbucks'
cup! I'm tres chic, baby!"
Sure, I'm fairly certain quite a
few of you frequent your local Starbucks to buy some drink named
after a character on a Nickelodeon show to "get you going in the morning."
I've heard people claim that they taste good, too. For that price, they
damn well better.
But me? I'm just as happy drinking my
coffee at work with some Splenda for sweetener. And only when
it's at least 20 degrees outside.
If I feel
the need to get something will a little more flavor (and
carbs), I might get some Cappuccino at the local gas
station
.
If you have any humorous "Starbucks-related" jokes,
quotes, or pictures; share them with us today!
Thanks to Yaffa of YaffaBaby.com for the "coffee swim" picture
above!
from "speed bump"
from "big top"
from "bound & gagged"
from "citizen dog"
from "rudy park"
from "reality check"
from "bound & gagged"
from "over the
hedge"
from "bulls n'
bears"
starsucksJOKES :: :
Jackie Mason's classic "Starbuck's" shtick. Thanks Joann!
Starbucks announced this week that from now on new Starbucks employees will be required to go through 32 hours of training.
The first hour Starbucks employees learn how to make a cup of coffee, then the next 31 hours they learn how to charge $4 with a straight face.
-- thanks joann!
Starbucked is the "Anti-Starbucks".
"Starbucks.com has a 'Store Locator' on its website. You click
the link, and
it says, 'Look out your window.'"
-- David M.
Muench