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j  o  k  e  l  i  s  t      Noinked from Deb's Newsletter       L  I  N  K  S   :: :

 
 
 
 
 
From Episode 375,  9/23/05
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
When you absolutely, positively have to get off the phone - I Gotta Go.com gives you many
examples on how to shorten a phone call. 
"I can't....you....going....thr....tunnel...."
 
 
 
 
I bet you never thought that the Star Trek theme had lyrics.  This is why.
 
 
 
 
Interactive punch fest.  Click this guy on different areas and watch him react to the
hits.  Then kick him in the hoo-ha for the piece de resistance.
 
 
 
 
 
After looking at this site (and after wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes),
I think kilts look much more masculine.  Skorts, for men. 
 
 
 
 
Just not motivated enough to stalk your favorite celeb in person?  Click a name on Celebrity Maps
and see where they live. 
 
 
 
 
I'm thinking this is probably not the time to squeeze in a quickie; as St. Peter watches on. 
 
 
 
 
If you've always wanted to become a Hooters girl, study the Hooters Employee Handbook.
 
 
 
 
Rate My Finger; see which middle finger salute is the best. 
 
 
 
 
 
The Spawn of Britney; first look at her new baby. 
 
 
 
 
If the hitman you hire fails to carry out the job, it's probably not a great idea to
report it to the police. 
 
 
 
 
Roll your cursor over the faces to see what Methamphetamines can do to your mug.
 
 
 
 
 
Typos are everywhere:  Internet, TV news, newsprint, and legal documents. 
 
 
 
 
What can you do with a third nipple?  How about pierce it. 
I tried piercing my third nipple, but realized it was a zit . . .
 
 
 
 
How politicians, lawyers, and tax auditors are born. 
 
 
 
 
If they could have prevented the 9/11 tragedy, would it have started here?
 
 
 
 
Which is the real penny?  Dig one out of your piggy bank and compare. 
 
 
 
 
 
If you always wanted to pretend to be Jeffrey Dahmer, here's your chance.  Thai artist bakes
edible "body parts." 
That would be a great gag for morgue rookies.
 
 
 
 
Dog condoms, so your leg doesn't get pregnant. 
 
 
 
 
I had no idea that bunnies were so depressed.  A huge toon colletion of "Bunny Suicides." 
 
 
 
 
The ultimate list of practical jokes.  Or: "How to Aienate Yourself From Everybody."
 
 
 
 
The decline of civilization begins with this ill-conceived and very odd website:
 
 
 
 
 
** Thanks to the Grin Reaper and Linky & Dinky!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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From Episode 373,  9/16/05
 
 
 
 
 
Virtual headshaving for you Shiny Happy Head's out there. 
Click on the characters and watch the beat ensue.  Thanks Ofer!
 
 
 
Porn star or pop star?  It's difficult to distinguish the Sirens from the Sluts,
but see how you do in this quiz.
Noinked from Linky & Dinky.
 
 
 
How gullible are you?  Take this quiz to find out.  Thanks Marie!
 
 
 
 
The geek's personalized license plates.  Noinked from L&D.
 
 
 
 
 
Talented bird who thinks he's human.  Thanks Marie!
 
 
 
 
Many of us have been 86'ed, canned, scrapped, terminated, fired.  At Simply Fired you can
submit your own "getting fired" story or read many others. 
 
 
 
 
Idle minds lead to things like this.  Ironing isn't just for clothes anymore.  Noinked from Linky & Dinky.
 
 
 
 
ZeFrank puts you in an epileptic seizure with this psychedelic Memory game. 
Noinked from Deb's Newsletter.
 
 
 
 
Chucky Cheese pizza?  Heck no kids, let's pretend to rob a bank!
 
 
 
 
Foamy the Squrrel-thing fires off about Hurricane Katrina.  Thanks Pat!
 
 
 
 
Garsh, them homosexuals even have thar own secret handshake!  Noinked from Linky & Dinky.
"Hey buddy, that's not my hand!"
 
 
 
 
You don't need a reason to light a candle.  Thanks Mystic!
 
 
 
 
Beat those high gas prices by getting a motorcycle.  It's times like this that I miss mine.
 
 
 
 
Fuel Cost Calculator determines (roughly) what your roadtrips might cost you in gas. 
Noinked from Linky & Dinky.
 
 
 
Where do those socks go?  Do magical sock gnomes take those single socks to make
make enchanted jock itch powder?  Who knows, but check out all of these Lonely Socks."
 
 
 
 
The next time you're in Florida, here's a handy little "Florida Bingo" card to use.
Thanks Mystic!
 
 
 
 
If you're gonna get some ink done, stick with butterfly's or cartoons.
Take a look at these "embarrassing" tattoos featuring Chinese letters that,
well, don't exactly translate very well.
Noinked from L&D.
 
 
 
 
He's no Forrest Gump, but Steve Vaught is going across country for the sake of his
girth.  The fat man is walking; maybe into a neighborhood near you.
 
 
 
 
Rachel gets fruity.  I never thought fruit could be so appealing.  Noinked from the Grin Reaper.
 
 
 
 
 
Other people's spelling errors can save you money during eBay auctions.  Check out Fat Fingers.
Noinked from Linky & Dinky.
 
 
 
 
AOL offers a cheap PC; with the option to upgrade the basic $299 computer. 
 
 
 
 
Hey, here's an idea.  Call yourself an artist and get a bunch of naked people together
and take pictures of them.  Noinked from Linky & Dinky.
 
 
 
 
It's the adventures of "Action Cat."  Or just your average, everyday hyperactive pussy.
Thanks Pat!
 
 
 
Think your kid is bad?  Parent teacher conferences.  Noinked from the Grin Reaper.
 
 
 
 
The Defaced Money Museum.  Pictures of "greenbacks" emblazoned with graffiti, rubber stamps, and more.
Noinked from Linky & Dinky.
The one signed by Bill Clinton has an odd stain on it . . .
 
 
 
If you think infidelity is only for the younger crowd, take a look at this grandma who shot
her unfaithful hubby in the stomach.  With that mugshot, you'd think she was in for a DUI.
 
 
 
 
McSweeney's "39 Questions for Charlie Daniels Upon Hearing 'The Devil Went Down to
Georgia For the First Time in 25 years."  Noinked from Linky & Dinky.
Somebody else sent it to me prior to that, so thanks whoever you are....
 
 
 
Speaking of "Devil Went Down to Georgia," check out this crazy musical animation featuring
 
 
 
 
Rock, Paper, Scissors....and then some.  Noinked from Linky & Dinky.
 
 
 
 
 
 

 


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