Compilation of Insanity
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Compilation of Insanity" jokelist is
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"adults-only" jokelist, as it
features risqué jokes, websites, pictures, and language. Which means you have to be at least eighteen
(18) years old to subscribe. Also, make
sure no children are
nearby when you peruse the contents of the jokelist.
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address to e-mail me. The
jokes, pictures, and links I use for the jokelist come from three
sources:
* Crewsters (the awesome Compilation of
Insanity subscribers!).
*
Friends who don't
subscribe to my jokelist (hey, nobody's perfect).
*
Other
jokelists.
If
any material I use does not have the proper author credit, it is because I received it that way. I am a vehement, rabid, mad-monkey supporter of copyrights, so
please inform me immediately if I post material without the source. And
if you submit material to me, please leave the
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credit! The same goes with my material. Please include my name
for any quotes or anecdotes that are originally
tagged with my name.
Please,
oh puh-LEASE remove the "Internet Quotes" from the
jokes.
For example:
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example of internet quotes
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Reasons that I may not use a joke, link, or picture that you
have
submitted:
* I just featured it in a recent Compilation. In fact, that's probably
where
you got
it.
* The joke is IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS.
* Somebody else submitted the same thing first; I get
that all the time.
Whoever sends it first is the one I'll
use.
* It's not funny. Hey, it happens.
* I may have used it
in either the "Close Encounters " page (jokes),
the "Asylum One-Oh-One " page (pictures), or
my picture page "Visual AIDZ."
* I may deem
the material too inappropriate/controversial even for
my
list.
It cuts down on
the indignant whiny-asses that might e-mail me and complain.
That's it for now, folks! I'll be updating this page
as events warrant. If you have any questions feel free to send me an e-mail !
shiny@shinyhappyhead.com
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updated 1.14.05