shiny happy HEAD :: frenetic LINKAGE ::

You may remember my "Missing Links" section a long, long time ago.
"frenetic LINKAGE" is basically the same thing. But really, doesn't "frenetic LINKAGE" sound so much cooler? If you have a groovilicious link(even to your own website) to send my way, well, send it my way!
Just click the green "O " beside the section you want to go to, or scroll your bad self down the page. Click "back to index " under each section to return to the index.

If you click on a link that has become defunct, please let me know ASAP. I like to give the impression that I know what the hell I'm doing.

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A note to any young babies under the age of eighteen: This page contains adult language and links!

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Mark Parisi's cartoon strip "Off the Mark" is off da hook!
How Strange.com presents odd pictures whimsically altered for your pleasure.
32 atypical ways to open a beer bottle .
This parody website implores the US to "Invade Canada!"
Wanna annoy people in your office? Turn this up. Loud. Fuck, Shit, Piss !
Celebrities immortalized in stone .
Watch Granny as she "swings" it like a Polaroid. Ewwww.
Group X and their odd hit(?) "Schfifty Five."
Also check out "Bang, Bang, Bang"; another Group X classic.
Fun with altered billboards!
Classic "Maxine" cards, and even more "Maxine " cards!
A good kind of "Plumber's crack."
What if Iraq won the war? Hmmmm....
Don't worry little Shiny, Happy Head; be happy!
Check out these rejected Transformers.
An extensive Worth1000 gallery of Photoshop contests.
Shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got.
This gives Sean Connery's line "Welcome to the Rock" a whole new meaning .
If supermodels posted personals, it might look like this .
This Comedy Robot has more personality than Gray Davis; spouting popular
jokes.
Men's favorite fantasy twins - The Olsens - sing an Outkast parody song about
the debauchery they'll commit when they finally turn 18.
The Erudite Laborer helps your pepper your construction worker vernacular
with politically correct catcalls.
Pay attention, Ms. Stewart, you may have to make your own tampons too.
A seriously funny adult parody of Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me."
What a great time to get "free gas." Yes, it's what you think.
FreakingNews.com and their "marketing nukes" image contest.
The lost episodes of Sesame Street.
Keep tabs on your boyfriend ; literally.
A hilarious MadTV sketch featuring a "Britney Spears" video spoof .
Enjoy these eleven funny signs !
Ever have one of those days? Probably, but not like these people .
From the creators of Extreme Elimination Challenge comes
"Extreme Karaoke," where contestants and whapped against
the head with books.
Take your best shot at bedding a celebrity.
Perspective photos are FUN!
Dr. Evil has Mini Me, and now "Guns N' Roses" has Li'l G n' R .
It's the "Jackson Family," to the tune of the popular "Addam's Family" theme.
Nowadays pilots are packin' some serious heat, man.
A woman's dream home.
It's charming to see an older couple dance. Until now.
If you thought "Malibu's Most Wanted" was bad, check out
this "hardcore" rapper.
Yahoo! drops Google as its default search engine. Check out this
humorous "altered" photo contest concerning the split.
Hey ladies! You can now get new "hunk" hubbies by mail order!
A day in the life of the First-Person Shooter. Totally twisted.
The "Sumo Florist," by the demented yet talented Joel Veitch.
The East Point Police Department has made a "Self-Arrest Form"
for your convenience; no, it's not real, and yes, it's a real police website.
A hilarious spin to the famous "Interview With God" presentation.
I don't know about you all, but this person is really
gettin' tired of winter!
How well can you guess the gender of these common inanimate objects.
Hmmm, this guy thinks the Social Security System is FUDGED UP!
And speaking of our favorite "F" word, this page just cannot be displayed.
Here's a page the Osbournes could be proud of.
These guys say, "Rate My Mullet!" Freaks.
What does the "Hornyscope" say about your future?
The amazing fortune teller will astound you.
What if Dubya were a girl? Yes, it WOULD be disturbing.
The magic of "hand shadow puppets" with two naughty monkeys.
Like the Beatles sang, "come together" and Masturbate for Peace.
I wonder if it's tax deductable...
Think YOU'RE having a bad hair day?
I don't know about you, but I'm moving to Ontario. Too funny!
Monobrows are cool. Not!
This guy is pretty upset about spam. Adult language.
This is one mad cow. I mean seriously, he's pissed!
The "Donald Duck" blow job sound gag is here set to
animation.
The evolution of a McDonald's sign prank.
Semaphore is a lot more fun if you do it with your pants!
Which "Olsen Twin" is for you? Take this test and find out.
Care to purchase this can of "Mother Fukker" brand nuts from
eBay?
Crikey! FreakingNews.com adds another notch in its Photoshop
belt with this "Steve Irwin" parody series concerning his recent
croc-eats-baby crisis.
The "True Outdoorsman" and his hunting quandary.
An acerbic "Thank You" letter to some guy who left this woman
stranded in NYC.
Like beer? Then enjoy this little ditty.
"Beer is good for you." Seriously, it is.
"Bud Light Presents.." brings you the humorous "All-American Men"
commercials.
Rejection Hotline provides "phony" phone numbers for you to
give to the idiots at clubs.
20 Things that I've learned from watching movies . A classic.
Senior citizen version of Elvis' "Are You Lonesome Tonight ."
The "F" word in great eloquence and detail. Sorta. Adult.
UComics.com is a great source for cartoon strips. Ten bucks a
year (yes, that is cheap) you can select every single strip they have
to be delivered to your inbox or viewed as a webpage. I subscribe to it, and
it's freakin' great!
Comics.com is another great source of comics for ten bucks a year as well. Yep,
I subscribe to this one too!
Visit PlanetLennie to find all about the cartoonist of a great toon called "The Big Picture."
One of my favorite comics out there; Foxtrot .
SheckyMagazine.com; the online eZine for stand-up comics.
Ladies, feel lonely when your hubby works late? Here's a Virtual Husband to sate your separation anxiety.
Sisqo is probably clutching his stomach and dry-heaving at the sight of
this "thong," but tell that to the groovin' Purple Hippo.
The "UK" is known for their cheeky, ingenious humor. The "Trojan Games"
commercials are no exception.
How to communicate with the opposite sex.
And if that whole communication thing doesn't work out, why not experience
orgasms of the opposite sex. Don't use the AOL Browser, it'll freak out.

How to prevent your parents from viewing porn.
A great newsletter and source for links. Why, it's where I get many of
the links I've shared with you here. Linky & Dinky .
Mr. and Mrs. Jeremy knew their little son "Ronny" was destined
for greatness.
The one, the only,the full-version of the Camel Toe Song; brought to you by
Bob & Tom. It takes awhile to download, so go make a sandwich or go on
vacation until it loads.Right-click on the link and select "Save Target As"
to download it to your computer.
Bob & Tom's Camel Toe Museum .
If the Camel Toe Song doesn't make your toes curl, here's a Camel Toe movie; which
is very freakin' adult!
The collected thoughts of Steven Wright.
Those infamous " Air Toon" illustrations with wacky quips. Seems to be the "in" thing now.
Fly the pimpin' skies with Ghetto Airlines.
Harry Potter parody pictures.
Switch to the Dark Side. This "Apple/Switch" spoof is hilarious.

Get the best vinyl car decals around, only at Stickerhere.COM.
Oh, now isn't Silly Sarah quite the cutie. Poetry, pics, and other musings. A naked picture of her, too!
Shawn Wright is perhaps one of the biggest web/tech gurus I know.
Another friend and cutie Christine, and her page.
My buddy Ken's and his wife's baby, from when she was born back in February.
Louie Louie, the German "man," My favorite kind of dog here, ladies and gentlemen.
Rocky graces us with her webpage , dedicated to another four-footed furball, her cat.
Nancy graces the web with her piece of the net .
LadyMyst combines humor, intelligence, and beauty. And she's an
EMT. What a combination!

Get loads of free cursors here.
Try out the "Google Deskbar;" it's Google search right in
your taskbar.
More cursors here, as well as wallpaper, icons, and more.
Free software and game downloads and desktop stuff.
Put a new look on your browser with Neoplanet .
Hot, sexy dancers on your desktop! Talk about a new kind of table dancing...
Fireworks in your city of choice.

Just when you thought the internet couldn't sink any lower, you finally step in it.
This dysfunctional family letter generator will help out your correspondence to your damned relatives.
Make your own Church Sign .
Television died and you need your Dr. Phil fix? Check out
Dr. Phil's Quote Generator .
Spice up webpages with the Pornolizer .
Rediscover your African roots with Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator.
Use the Swear Word Generator for that special someone.
One of my favorite generator sites, this is the famous Dialectizer that transforms any webpage into a riot!
If the virtual dog shit generator was just too much, let's keep our virtual shoes clean with the Create-a-Fart generator.
Why, all you need is a cape and tights and let Lee's Useless Super-Hero Name Generator pick out your name.
What mood are you in? Waste precious time with the Moodulator to determine your mood. Funny, I thought that whole shooting rampage I went on pretty much determined it for me....
A free language translator right here.
Trouble with a poem or a rap song? Maybe the Rhyme Generator can help.
For some reason I have the Bee Gees in my head. Maybe it's this "Jive Talkin' " Generator.
Get yourself a new title and name .

Mick Terry is a musical composer and songwriter. He's also a fellow Shiny Head, so you know he's cool.
Listen to several musical midi's ; from country to jazz.
BuyMusic.comcontains over 300,000 songs from various artists; and you
can either buy a single song or a whole album without a subscription. And
their commercials are pretty wacky too.
A huge collection of various cartoon sounds from television and movies.
The Plumbers are a kickass cover band out of Tulsa that make frequent gig trips up to Wichita, KS; around Tulsa and occasionally in OKC. If you live in the area and would like to see 'em, check out their calendar.
Sound bytes from your favorite movies. Great for telephone pranks.
A colossal database of sound clips from cartoons, movies, and television.
The Daily Wav has been bringing you television and movie sound bytes since '95.
A collection of sounds to make you "sound" busy at work.
Old time radio programs from comedies to dramas.
Even more radio classics.

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Check out the site of writer Gary Jonas and read some chapters
from his newest book, "One Way Ticket to Midnight".
The "Quest For the Rest" presents an imaginative interactive journey.
A huge Britney Spears picture database .
A great military flash presentation; "We Support You."
Cool "Air and Space Museum" pictures. Got plane?
The Freedom Rock depicts the artistic patriotism of a 24-year-old.
Stellar photos from the Spitzer telescope.
Groovy "wooden Ferrari" and more pictured here at Sam Barcroft's
photography site.
The "Seven Best Sleeping Positions ." Very cute!
Amazing pictures created from a standard typewriter. Must see to
believe.
Kickass fireworks and a little Lee Greenwood singing in the background.
Wow! "America's Truck" features trucks depicting patriotic images. The "Iraqi
Freedom" truck is the best.
SpaceWander.com is an amazing flash presentation that begins automatically
and takes about twelve minutes; shows you interesting facts about some of the
planets and other galaxies.
More "spaced-out" stuff; this one a presentation of Hubble photos as a slideshow
presentation. Takes awhile to load.
Millan.net contains a plethora of original art and animations. This place rocks!
Pictures of the Year. Very nice.
Groovy illusions.
Etch-a-Sketch masterpieces. This is incredible.
Look at how Esquire magazine's "face" has changed with all the cover photos, dating back to 1933!

finish as a gorgeous picture.
Leave your 3-D glasses at home and check out these Stereo Images that
brings still pictures to life.
This is very cool. ASCII Babes of men and women.
Awesome Photoshop projects and contests at Worth1000.com .
Heather lost her mother almost two years ago. This site contains her thoughts
and feelings, as well as family pictures. Very endearing.
From " Sea to Shining Sea ," a very creative flash from Jacquie Lawson.
Right now . . . an introspective flash presentation.
An awesome dedication to our men and women in the military.
The popular Interview with God flash presentation.
Jelly Web is a highly innovative flash art website thingy. I think they make webpages, but you just can't be sure. Damn groovy to look at though.
Climb till your dreams come true.
Open the Doors of Daring.
Taking risks...
The beautiful paintings of Kathryn Andrews Fincher.
Oooo, look at the pretty colors in this virtual kaleidoscope....
Click, sit back and watch the lightning show begin...
Awesome pictures of the Northern Lights from Iceland.
A bunch of "guys, run away!" pretty pages at Serenity Gardens.
A police tribute page.
Great patriotic flash with the great Ray Charles providing an equally great song.
More fireworks with Lady Liberty as background.

You too can be a Rhinestone Cowboy, thanks to Rhinestone Jewelry .
You won't see any transient women muttering to their laden shopping carts, but you will see
the contents of many purses. Submit your own photo.
A slideshow featuring Space Ship One .
Computer porn, kickin' it Commodore 64 style.
The News Map aggragates the latest (and not so latest) news into a flash interactive menu.
Naked celebrities are always fun to look at!
Not getting enough attention at home? Stage your own kidnapping!
CHUD.com compiles their list of "Movies That Deserve More Love ."
Bad Bossology helps you deal with bad bosses with helpful articles and tips. And if all else
fails, purchase a semi-automatic handgun.
My favorite kind of bikini, the "Micro Mini." Seriously, why wear anything?
The "A List" dishes out some serious dirt on celebrities from A to Z. Of course, how credible
can a free website on "Geocities" be?
Take a 360-degree panoramic look inside a pyramid.
This website enables you to read your own palm .
Is Britney Spears headed for a Mariah Carey-type meltdown? More importantly,
will she really pose for Playboy ?
Forget spending half of your paycheck at the movies.  Movie Spoilers.com lets
you know how it ends; even the newest releases.
Is it impossible to get your hubby to do some home improvements? Buy him
this tape and solve that problem. Or create a new one.
Steve Haworth's Body Modifications, or what I'd like to call, "Good Luck With Airport Security."
Watching the carbs like yours truly? Check out Low Carbs Online .
Get Simian on yo' bad self at ApeChild and check out tons of cool videos!
An ATM Fraud alert straight out of Mission: Impossible. Better read it.
An amazing interactive and informative flash site about Greek mythology .
Wonderfalls on Fox is Friday's nights newest hit! I love this show!
Kingdom Hospital is an eerie show, so naturally you're gonna need an
equally eerie website .
This is a great nine-part feature entitled "Confessions of a Car Salesman."
Before you buy that car, read that feature.
Bad Astronomy.com sheds light on common misconceptions and debunks
that whole "Moon Landing Was a Hoax" crap.
If you've ever wanted to estrange your children, get them Ouchy for their
next birthday party.
Can you tell the difference between a "celebrity" and a look-alike?
Two gals and a guy will put text on a provocative part of their body for
only $5 or $7; then e-mail you a picture.
What if a ghost could not only communicate with the living, but also
leave messages on a message forum.
Hey guys, keep the bills in your pocket and create your own adult lapdance .
This is entirely too cool.  Music Plasma will generate the most likely
similarly matched musicians according to your search.
Mutant Reviewers has nothing to do with Wolverine and Cyclops, but
they do review movies that might, say, star Wolverine and Cyclops.
Stupid criminal stories .
The truth is out there, or perhaps on this paranormal links page.
Call agent Mulder, we've got more paranormal activity in the
form of a long-loading flash slide show with some video about
supposed ghostly activity.
Oooo, a story about "Black-Eyed Kids ."
Send your picture to "Draw Me.com" and they will create a great caricature
of you for fun or business.
Do you have a funny name?
Great pictures beneath the frozen world of Antarctica .
Shakespeare on the web.
An amazing slideshow of the horrendous fires in Southern California. It looks like
a surreal parallel world with uninhabitable environment.
Japanese skits that are ingenious.
Search for the book you want at the price you want at ISBN .
TVEyes will contact you when your selected keyword is spoken on the
boob tube.
What "Sci-Fi" character are you? I'm Yoda, except much taller.
Cyberholics.com doesn't require a twelve-step program, but it does have
some great links to great websites.
Celebrities without makeup. Some actually look better without it.
Great military photos.
Hey, more naked women! This site exposes the real " Golden Girls," nude women
adorned with gold paint. Oh, great. Now I'm visualizing Bea Arthur naked.
A great " Brandon Lee" tribute website.
Database of Movie Mistakes ; blunders not edited from the completed film.
John Wehr's photographic montage of the New York City Blackout .
Listen to the accents from around the world as they read the same script.
My Utopia. My Holy Grail. My dream job: Lap Dance Critic .
What do washed-up actors do when not doing infomercials, celebrity
boxing matches or getting arrested? Why, they'll call whoever you want
for a special greeting.
FlockSmart.com is the "gathering place" for all of those interested
in "smart flocking" - a secretly organized rapid mass gathering of
individuals who simultaneously do something bizarre to befuddle people.
"Bob Hope and American Variety," an amazing look at Bob Hope's
amazing life. Incredible!
MedicineNet.com's " Medication Index ."
Up-to-the-minute pictures submitted by digital phone cams, bunch of nekkid people.
Huge database of 80's movies; complete with trivia and facts.
Have a website? Send this young Asian cutie a brief message and she'll
write it on her freakin' boobs, man!
Look out Pa! Here comes a twister! Get tornado facts and kickass pictures here.
Visit the virtual cemetary to see webshots of now-defunct webpages.
The official US time.
Quotations on every topic, by every author, and in every fashion possible.
Another quotation database.
The Dictionary of Slang.
Human Clock, a unique way to tell time.
...on this day in history; punch in the date and see what happened any given year.
A genuinely weird website, but very intriguing. The dude is brilliant! Hover your cursor over the links in the upper right-hand corner (help, bugs, links, etc.). Too damn cool.
The incorrigible Smoking Gun and their collection of famous mug shots.
Stuck in a game?   CheatPlanet.com will have the cheat and/or strategy for you.
What, need even more frivolous links? Here you go.
Ghost towns across the US. Very cool.
This has got to be the coolest freakin' clock . Ever.
Find out who's alive and who's dead with this database .