Grand Illusion
From "America's Got Talent."
ShinySpeak: Unplugged and Unmedicated
The Shiny-pated wonder waxes loquacious with daily life, current events, inane funny crap, and free bagels for everyone!
About Me
- Name: Shiny
- Location: OK, United States
Licensed Pet Rock Breeder with a Doctorate in Navel Lint Extraction.
Previous Posts
- The failed interview.
- Playing dead just got a little better. Bailey the...
- It's like a car dealership for people with Tourett...
- Skeet golf or golf skeet? Who knows, but it's funn...
- What do you get when you add gravity and an itchy ...
- prius bastard. Andy Richter makes an appearance in...
- More random motivational-type posters. See the fi...
- A rather 'cheeky' prank for the adult crowd. Tha...
- Your side of the family. To all of you hillbillie...
- Waterbed prank gets store patrons all wet.
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Links
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
What's Your Emergency?
I think this is from Leno.
Labels: 911, calls, emergency, humor, law_enforcement, police
Monday, January 26, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Children's Laws of Science
It's a Scientifically Proven Fact:
It can take a four-year-old approximately ten minutes to put on their shoes.
See below examples of subject 1a (codename: Lauren):
Whew! Finished.