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Shiny Happy Head, the anomaly
Scissors + paper + large permanent
marker with very strong fumes + neurotic, weird-as-hell temperament = This
picture.
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* Name: David M. Muench
* Location: Midwest
* Hair Color: Flesh tone (Explains the title of
this page, now doesn't it)
* DOB: Aug. 19, 1969 (first day of
Woodstock, duuude..)
* Job: Certified fashion designer for woodland
creatures and licensed Pet Rock Breeder. Working on my doctorate in Navel Lint
Extraction.
:: : shiny'smind spasms
"Sure, my 'Miss Right' is out there somewhere;
eligible for parole in two to five years."
-- David M. Muench
"Let the chips fall where they may, but when the
alcohol wears off tomorrow there's going to be one hell
of a mess to clean
up."
-- David M. Muench
"One of the best things about living in a bachelor pad is
when female visitors use the bathroom.
I love telling them 'Make sure you put the seat back up when you're done'."
-- David M. Muench
:: :
inside the maniacal mind of
shiny
*I have a passion for reading. My favorite authors include:
Stephen King,Thomas Harris, David Wiltse, J. K. Rowling, Peter Straub,
Elmore Leonard, Stephen White, Charles Grant, Kay Hooper, James Patterson, Dean
Koontz, J.R.R. Tolkien, John Saul, and John Sanford.
* My taste in
music is diversified. Some of my favorite musical artists are: Gavin DeGraw, O.A.R., The Alisan Porter Project, The Raz, Howie Day, Rubber Dukky, Sister
Hazel, Live, Blink 182, Maroon 5, Twin-A, Jeff Buckley, Sublime, Stereofuse,
The White Stripes,Third Eye Blind, Collective Soul, Tenacious D, Creed, Oleander,
Lit, The Mayfield Four, Bliss 66, Alien Ant Farm, Franky Perez, No Doubt,
The Nixons, Eric Clapton, Marvelous 3, Radiohead, Alanis Morissette, Smashing
Pumpkins, Edwin McCain, Barenaked Ladies, The Bloodhound Gang, Boston, Smash Mouth,
Goo Goo Dolls, Sugar Ray, Eagles, Van Morrison, The Doors,
Dishwalla, Garbage, 10, 001 Maniacs (Just before I left the group), and
many more.
* Classical Music:
Pachelbel, Mozart, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky,
and Chopin.
*Favorite shows on the boob tube (no, I don't have Cinemax. That's just
an expression):
Scrubs, South Park,
The Man Show,
The Daily Show, Scare Tactics, Graham Norton, Stargate SG-1, Keen Eddie, CSI: Miami,The Simpsons,
Will and Grace, Just Shoot Me, The Dead Zone, Ed, Drew Carey Show
(Mariah's estranged brother. No, really), Whose Line Is It Anyway?, and Monk. Just to
name a few.
*Favorite movies: Behind Enemy Lines, Finding Nemo,The Lord of the Rings (Return of the
King is my favorite), X-Men 2, Matrix: Reloaded, The Hulk, Analyze That,
Zoolander, Harry Potter, There's Something About Mary, Ace Ventura (The
first one), Clerks (cult classic, man. Kevin Smith rocks), Mallrats, Dogma, Jay
and Silent Bob Strike Back, Toy Story (hey, I'm a Toys R' Us kid), Tommy Boy (my
all-time favorite), Jackie Chan movies, Monty Python's The Holy Grail, Face/Off,
Dumb and Dumber, The Crow (again, the first one), The Three Amigos,The Mask,
Liar Liar (I'm a Jim Carrey fan; can you tell?), The Majestic, Godzilla (The effects are
awesome!), Pulp Fiction, Jurassic Park (again, the effects), The Waterboy, Scary
Movie 2, A Knight's Tale, Cast Away, Evolution, Analyze This, Galaxy Quest
(great movie!), Indiana Jones (all of 'em), Sixth Sense, The Matrix, American
Pie 1&2, and more.
*I also enjoy playing on
computers, writing ,
embarrassing my friends at any public place or event (I'm good at that.
Real good), eliciting smiles from others, and going out
on weekends with great friends and shakin' my boo-tay to some great dance music.
Although I just love a good slow dance with endearing friends (of the opposite
sex, freakshow).
Yes, that's right. Cluck, the famous fortune-telling
chicken told me I'll be in Pohutzkiville, Utah; in ten years. It seemed like a
pretty smart chicken, so who am I to doubt such a fowl visionary. Before
I traverse west, though, I hope to switch employment tangents and head into
a more desirable and suitable work environment. Will I be the soi-disant
bachelor for the rest of my life, you ask? Okay, the question you may ask
me would be along the lines of "Do they know that you have escaped from the
asylum?"
Humor me. I have no friggin' idea what lies
ahead in my road to the future. I try
to live in the moment, and have fun by
making everybody around me smile as much as they can.
I feel that laughter is very important in Life. Two things
of my
future are certain: A shiny, happy head and making people smile.
The rest will fall into place; or just plain fall.
*** Please Note: The aforementioned fortune-telling chicken has
never actually read my fortune. That story was fabricated out of sheer boredom
and an overdose of Pop Rocks. I also have no idea if there is a Pohutzkiville,
Utah; or a "Pohutzkiville" in any state. I cannot begin to fathom why that
particular name even surfaced in my weird little mind. I could probably do
research on that subject, but why should I waste my precious time doing
something frivolous when I could be doing something really
important; like walking my pet rock, shaving my eyebrows, or even typing this
sentence. ***
Questions? Comments? Ideas? Wanna hire
me to scare your neighbors? Click below to send me e-mail!
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shiny's other pages
Shiny Happy
Pages- this special page is the "Holy Grail" of my website;
it
lists the links to ALL of my pages! Many never before seen!
ShinySpeak: Unplugged and Unmedicated-my blog page featuring my inane anecdotes
View my ShinyBook-see all the cool people that signed my ShinyBook!
Sign my ShinyBook-be one of the cool people!
Hardly Ever Asked
Questions- stuff you probably never needed to
know about me, my website and my jokelist
Close Encounters of
the Shiny Kind-funny jokes
Frenetic Linkage-tons o' links
Asylum One-oh-one-funny pictures
Shiny Happy Photo Gallery- again, funny pictures...of myself family, and friends
Shiny Happy Heads
RULE!- are YOU a shiny, happy head? Share
your picture with me!
